Pg. 180 of Mage20 tells us Adamites in the Technocracy eat apples provocatively in front of clones & other constructs to frustrate them. The scene is a break room in a mixed-Convention Construct.
A woman sits with her friend and sees a handsome clone across the room. She doesn’t know the clone is a clone. Each table has a fruit bowl. The friend leans in and says, “He looks perfect. He spends time in the gym. Let him know you’re interested. Bite an apple in a sexy way and make eye contact.”
The woman bites an apple and makes eyes at the clone. The clone notices but doesn’t understand. The clone’s buddy is sitting next to him. “Hey. She’s biting an apple and smirking at you. She’s one of those Adamites. That bitch! We’re not just taking this. Bite a pear and show her two can play at this game.” The clone bites a pear.
Woman’s friend: “Ooh! He’s game. Bite some grapes and reel him in. I see a hot date in your future.” The woman does so.
Clone’s buddy: “You’re kidding me! Grapes! I don’t want to think about what that means. Here’s a plum. Don’t back down.” Clone bites the plum and glares at the woman.
Friend: “You’re heating him up. That’s sex appeal. Bite this banana. You’re picking up what he’s putting down.” Woman does so.
Buddy: “She doesn’t stop. This ain’t right. We are not slinking away. Here’s an orange.” Clone bites right through the orange skin, eyes locked on the woman.
Friend: “So hot! Um, no more fruit. Here’s my fruit salad. Big bite. You got this.” Woman takes a spoonful of fruit salad.
Buddy: “Fruit Salad? I can’t top that. I got nothing.” The clone stands up, flips the woman off and shouts “F*** you!” Then storms off.
The woman looks heartbroken and horrified. “What… What’d I…?”
Friend: “You know? I think he just isn’t into you.”
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