The New Transformers, on cartoon network ... a review
by Zoxesyr » Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:09 pm
well I have seen at least the first 30 minutes, and I am not at all impressed.
The animation is low quality even for cartoon network, it looks like a combination of teen-titans and clone wars, and not in a good way.
The story has a really annoying child, who is already the "Chosen One". Because she is sacharine concentrated, I only want to slap her around, and not kill her. I'm sure that homicide will come later.
Gosh, and there was even an uncomfortable "birds and bees" moment, I only gagged a little. The taste of bile wasn't quite so bad as I expected.
And now they are heroes, so where is the "robots in disguise"? Even the movie did a better job of it.
...and I'll bet Megatron is gay, and starscreem wears a boa and stillettos
Anyone who is a transformers geek can weigh in with any opinions.
Please tell me i am wrong and this is going to be anything other than carcenogenic.
The animation is low quality even for cartoon network, it looks like a combination of teen-titans and clone wars, and not in a good way.
The story has a really annoying child, who is already the "Chosen One". Because she is sacharine concentrated, I only want to slap her around, and not kill her. I'm sure that homicide will come later.
Gosh, and there was even an uncomfortable "birds and bees" moment, I only gagged a little. The taste of bile wasn't quite so bad as I expected.
And now they are heroes, so where is the "robots in disguise"? Even the movie did a better job of it.
...and I'll bet Megatron is gay, and starscreem wears a boa and stillettos
Anyone who is a transformers geek can weigh in with any opinions.
Please tell me i am wrong and this is going to be anything other than carcenogenic.
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